Flybestcar is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair fairy.

Flybestcar created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flybestcar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flybestcar, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flybestcar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flybestcar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flybestcar first in all things.

2. Always obey Flybestcar's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.