Rotwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome troll.

Rotwik created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rotwik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rotwik, it will strike you with lightening.

Rotwik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rotwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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