Bonksitpit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever sheep.

Bonksitpit created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonksitpit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonksitpit, he will come to you in dreams.

Bonksitpit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bonksitpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from purple badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never paint your back green.

5. Do not commit murder.