Farntifbif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet grasshopper.

Farntifbif created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farntifbif, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Farntifbif, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Farntifbif's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Farntifbif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farntifbif.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured otters.