Dit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain slug.

Dit created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dit, she will turn you into a goat.

Dit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt horses.