Jarngen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage mongoose.

Jarngen created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarngen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jarngen, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jarngen's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jarngen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear hats.