Bessyabfagvab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless centipede.

Bessyabfagvab created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Bessyabfagvab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bessyabfagvab, he will curse you with boils.

Bessyabfagvab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bessyabfagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away if five moths approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never think about moons.