Manfenyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless mole.

Manfenyog created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manfenyog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Manfenyog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Manfenyog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Manfenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Manfenyog.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear blue corsets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.