Lindamyimsug is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody wasp.

Lindamyimsug created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lindamyimsug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lindamyimsug, she will turn you into a rat.

Lindamyimsug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lindamyimsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lindamyimsug.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not listen to music.