Gadnillcud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful dryad.

Gadnillcud created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadnillcud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gadnillcud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gadnillcud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gadnillcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.