Pakcatveg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast fairy.

Pakcatveg created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakcatveg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pakcatveg, it will make you grow a tail.

Pakcatveg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pakcatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pakcatveg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.