Yarltargvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, idiotic troll.

Yarltargvog created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarltargvog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarltargvog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarltargvog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yarltargvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Always obey Yarltargvog's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yarltargvog on top of all buildings.