Cissyarbit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful gerbil.

Cissyarbit created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cissyarbit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cissyarbit, he will be very unhappy.

Cissyarbit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cissyarbit's Holy Commandments

1. Cissyarbit loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear gray stockings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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