Cenyatsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind coyote.

Cenyatsin created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Cenyatsin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenyatsin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cenyatsin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cenyatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Always stare at clouds.