Miljamweg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow tapir.

Miljamweg created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Miljamweg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Miljamweg, it will not care at all.

Miljamweg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Miljamweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs indigo.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Run away from magenta sheep, for they are unholy.