Pasbidhen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent narwhal.

Pasbidhen created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbidhen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pasbidhen, he will torture you forever.

Pasbidhen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pasbidhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasbidhen.

5. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.