Pasflatgat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful fish.

Pasflatgat created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasflatgat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasflatgat, he will remove you from existence.

Pasflatgat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pasflatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.