Farncepbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident dog.

Farncepbod created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncepbod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farncepbod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farncepbod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Farncepbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your feet orange.

3. Farncepbod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Respect your elders.