Dadgumzod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong dugong.

Dadgumzod created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgumzod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadgumzod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dadgumzod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dadgumzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to dogs while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about gravity.