Nulgodxem is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish troll.

Nulgodxem created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulgodxem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nulgodxem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nulgodxem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nulgodxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never go into purple rooms.