Tal is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody weasel.

Tal created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tal, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tal, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tal's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Run away if five bats approach from the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.