Hattunbet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent bee.

Hattunbet created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hattunbet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hattunbet, she will come to you in dreams.

Hattunbet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hattunbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing purple coats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Hattunbet first in all things.

5. Always take life seriously.