Dagontbast is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty chinchilla.

Dagontbast created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagontbast, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagontbast, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dagontbast's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dagontbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.