Sidsawdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sidsawdog created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsawdog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sidsawdog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sidsawdog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sidsawdog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.