Gilquillat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome horse.

Gilquillat created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilquillat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilquillat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gilquillat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gilquillat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.