Sadxindoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast frog.

Sadxindoss created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Sadxindoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadxindoss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sadxindoss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sadxindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sadxindoss.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.