Bassfubtif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable naga.

Bassfubtif created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassfubtif, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bassfubtif, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bassfubtif's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bassfubtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about amino acids.