Limkaprot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish zebra.

Limkaprot created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limkaprot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limkaprot, she will turn you into a snail.

Limkaprot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Limkaprot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Put Limkaprot first in all things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always wear red.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.