Cidjarnvad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident pigeon.

Cidjarnvad created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidjarnvad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidjarnvad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cidjarnvad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cidjarnvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.