Nuttbimwot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm raccoon.

Nuttbimwot created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbimwot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuttbimwot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nuttbimwot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nuttbimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.