Gepgombem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving mouse.

Gepgombem created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgombem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepgombem, he will make you grow a tail.

Gepgombem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gepgombem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.