Somnegfutsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless goblin.

Somnegfutsand created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somnegfutsand, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somnegfutsand, he will send you a sign.

Somnegfutsand's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Somnegfutsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about nebulae.