Bomlapart is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional dugong.

Bomlapart created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomlapart, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bomlapart, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bomlapart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bomlapart's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bomlapart.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.