Bognangan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring horse.

Bognangan created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognangan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bognangan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bognangan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bognangan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never run in the presence of horses.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Always help sick mice.