Flammummis is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate dugong.

Flammummis created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flammummis, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flammummis, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flammummis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flammummis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never talk about gravity.