Quafdungub Vadfligrat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented cow.

Quafdungub Vadfligrat created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdungub Vadfligrat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quafdungub Vadfligrat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Quafdungub Vadfligrat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quafdungub Vadfligrat's Holy Commandments

1. Quafdungub Vadfligrat loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Put Quafdungub Vadfligrat first in all things.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never talk about nebulae.