Flistifgildidkiploopduncam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable pig.

Flistifgildidkiploopduncam created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flistifgildidkiploopduncam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flistifgildidkiploopduncam, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flistifgildidkiploopduncam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flistifgildidkiploopduncam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about asteroids.