Flisliknak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind dolphin.

Flisliknak created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisliknak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flisliknak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flisliknak's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flisliknak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Flisliknak on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. You must pray to Flisliknak seven times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flisliknak.