Gatsitpop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind wasp.

Gatsitpop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gatsitpop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gatsitpop, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gatsitpop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gatsitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never feed spinach to ants while wearing turquoise scarves.