Yargubsig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable goose.

Yargubsig created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yargubsig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yargubsig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yargubsig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yargubsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.