Legmapnell is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless raven.

Legmapnell created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legmapnell, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legmapnell, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Legmapnell's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Legmapnell's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Legmapnell.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Legmapnell on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Legmapnell loves pigs, so they must be honoured.