Fosspibstig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy clam.

Fosspibstig created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosspibstig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fosspibstig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fosspibstig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fosspibstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never run in holy places.