Tofgetcut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast goose.

Tofgetcut created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Tofgetcut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofgetcut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tofgetcut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tofgetcut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three eagles approach from the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.