Kippomjad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring raccoon.

Kippomjad created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippomjad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kippomjad, it will be very unhappy.

Kippomjad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kippomjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Kippomjad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about fire.