Ragsabflig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring beaver.

Ragsabflig created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragsabflig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragsabflig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ragsabflig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ragsabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.