Paglithas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic pig.

Paglithas created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paglithas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paglithas, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Paglithas' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Paglithas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to mites while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Paglithas.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into gray rooms.