Cisshoglid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful salamander.

Cisshoglid created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshoglid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cisshoglid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cisshoglid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cisshoglid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three moths approach from the north.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.