Hitrowvin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable jaguar.

Hitrowvin created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitrowvin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hitrowvin, she will be very sad.

Hitrowvin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hitrowvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitrowvin.

5. Do not hurt bats.