Bognelbab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful sheep.

Bognelbab created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognelbab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bognelbab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bognelbab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bognelbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing fawn coats.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Worship no other gods but Bognelbab.