Mobnulvan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying beaver.

Mobnulvan created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mobnulvan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mobnulvan, it will send you a sign.

Mobnulvan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mobnulvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never talk about comets.